my boyfriend and i were getting down and dirty and the only clothing left was my batman pants and he turned to me, deadly serious as he took them off and said “batgirl, time to prepare your batcave for the batmobile” and i started crying with laughter and in the end we didnt even have sex we were laughing too much

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hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

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Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

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